every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
Congratulations!!! Your post breached containment. Post stats:
⭕total notes: 63,782 ⭕notes before first stupid comment was added: 2,978 ⭕notes before first argument in the replies that had nothing to do with you broke out: 16,878 ⭕number of new followers from this post who will be disappointed when you resume posting your regular inane bullshit: 16 ⭕number of people mad at you now: 231 ⭕number of replies from people who missed the point of your post entirely: 14 ⭕number of replies from people acting like you shot their dog with this post: 1 ⭕number of future callout posts which will use an out-of-context excerpt from this post taken in the worst faith to get you excommunicated: ???
play again? ✅/⛔
Sounds like you’re trying to make this post breach containment, condemning it to the same meta fate it has parodied. Consider doing the following to achieve your goal
⭕post a stupid comment ——-(Achievement [25pt]: receive derision from someone who has screencapped your comment to mock you) ⭕derail the replies ——-(Achievement [25pt]: be the reason someone posts the Skinner Chalmers “good lord. what’s happening in there?” meme with regard to the notes) ——-(Achievement [50pt]: cause someone to painstakingly redefine a political ideology in the replies) ⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of the USSR ⭕reblog the post many times to continue an argument with someone regarding the moral defensibility of Steven Universe ⭕misinterpret OP so you can use that shower argument you’ve been working on ——-(Achievement [10pt]:misuse Tumblr’s favorite therapy-word of the week) ——-(Achievement [50pt]: Cause your misused therapy word to be featured in a “words put on the shelf” meme next week) ⭕treat this post as the moral instruction for all facets of life. get very angry if it does not accurately reflect every lived experience. ——-(Achievement [10pt]: make this about Steven Universe again)
J-san!! I will finally be going to Japan in October to visit my family for the first time since the pandemic and I am so excited. I hope that with neko-pathy you will hear me saying hello when I'm there
chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”
hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester
